"Weekly" Twitter Tweets

Weekly Twitter tweets from deonandan, since:2010-01-25

:Twitter haiku 243 – “Dentist on the stand / Was told to tell the tooth and / Nothing but the tooth”
Feb 3, 2010 04:18 AM GMT

Am I the only one not watching Lost right now? Where is everybody? HELLOOOO!!!!
Feb 3, 2010 03:11 AM GMT

:Twitter haiku 242 – “Failed sex in orbit / Houston, we’ve got a problem / Attempt re-entry”
Feb 2, 2010 12:49 PM GMT

:Twitter haiku 241 – “Twitter warriors / Motto: never surrender / Never re-tweet”
Feb 2, 2010 03:39 AM GMT

Cripes. John Baird is on my flight. i knew I smelled something foul.
Feb 1, 2010 08:10 PM GMT

Magically completed, from scratch, a CIHR grant registration in the airport in under an hour, on one hour of sleep. Who rocks? I rock!
Feb 1, 2010 07:58 PM GMT

Ottawa Porter lounge: free wifi, free espresso, free cookies. Everything an underslept professor needs to complete a grant application.
Feb 1, 2010 06:48 PM GMT

Off to lecture… on less than one hour sleep!
Feb 1, 2010 01:03 PM GMT

Today: discount BACK bacon!
Jan 31, 2010 04:51 PM GMT

Rediscovering a neglected relationship with mayonnaise.
Jan 29, 2010 09:59 PM GMT

Never go grocery shopping when you’re hungry. I now have a month’s supply of discount bacon.
Jan 28, 2010 09:11 PM GMT

These late nights and early classes are killing fun-loving Raywat!
Jan 28, 2010 01:06 PM GMT

About to listen to Thomas Homer-Dixon. Wonder if he knows he has a funny name?
Jan 27, 2010 10:30 PM GMT · from TwitToday · Reply · View Tweet

Ahh, a day started right with a nutritional breakfast of oatmeal and discount bacon.
Jan 27, 2010 05:42 PM GMT

Because I’m a documentation nazi: http://deonandan.wikispaces.com/haikus
Jan 27, 2010 02:23 PM GMT

ZOMG… I just found the Planet Hulk movie online!
Jan 27, 2010 06:53 AM GMT

Booga booga.
Jan 27, 2010 03:51 AM GMT

Dear Yahoo Mail: I stuck by you through the rough bits, but you still suck. Yes, I’ve turned to that whore Gmail. Hope we can be friends.
Jan 26, 2010 04:11 PM GMT

I don’t wanna go to the gym! I don’t wanna!
Jan 26, 2010 01:36 PM GMT

:Twitter haiku 242 – “Fox News ‘tea baggers’ / Tale of angry, petty, whines / Called, ‘The Gripes of Wrath’ “
Jan 26, 2010 12:14 PM GMT

:Twitter haiku 241 – “Brat Pack gay sexers / Term for those in the closet / ‘On the Rob down-Lowe'”
Jan 25, 2010 11:29 PM GMT