Friday, December 25, 2009

A Christmas Video

Earlier this month, I commented negatively about the growing intimacy between the UFC and the US military.

I'm pleased now to forward a tweet redirected by UFC commentator and stand-up comedian Joe Rogan. Here's the video, which I believe is quite relevant for today:




Merry Xmas.

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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

The UFC and the US Armed Forces: Strange Bedfellows Indeed

Dana White, President of UFC


I was living in Washington, DC, in the eras of 9/11, the start of both recent US wars on/of terror, the Beltway sniper and the now fabled anthrax attacks. One day my friend Andrew J. and I went to see a movie. At the start of the movie was the now common US Marines recruiting ad. I looked over to Andrew and saw that he was visibly saddened.

"What's up?" I asked him.

"They've won," he said. I asked him to explain and he said, "There was a time when the military recruiting ads would come on and everyone would boo because we all saw through it. Now we all sit in silence." And indeed, some seemed to sit in not only silence, but in reverence. "They've won."

Fast forward to present day. In the past couple of weeks, I've watched a lot of UFC. I love the sport of MMA and I love the way that UFC has helped the sport to grow. I've blogged about it here, here, here and even here. In this post, I wrote:

"I've argued many times that MMA is a civilized sport, that it exalts in the purity of the human spirit and strives to make a man confront his true self. The battle is, in many ways, irrelevant to the character-building journey that minimal-rule fighting represents."


A weird thing has begun to happen in the last few months, particularly in the last few weeks --or maybe I've been to blind to notice it before: the ever-growing intimate relationship between MMA --the UFC, in particular-- and the US military. This relationship, sadly, may somewhat invalidate my quote above.

At least one entire UFC pay-per-view (PPV) event was completely sponsored by the US military and was put on specifically for US military personnel. At last month's finale of The Ultimate Fighter, UFC's reality show, it was announced that one of the competitors was leaving for Afghanistan in a few days. The fight commentator, Mike Goldberg, was almost in tears, emoting on how this young man was fighting in the octagon, but would soon be abroad "to fight for our freedoms".

At UFC 107, which I finished watching last night, it was announced in the ring that one of the fights (that between Kenny Florian and Clay Guida) was being "brought to us" by the US Marine Corps. Both fighters then gave the corps a standing ovation, and the camera panned to shaven-head men in uniform in the audience, whooping it up.

In the past, UFC has sent its fighters to tour US soldiers in the field, such as Rampage Jackson's trip to Camp Pendleton. The relationship between UFC and the US military is an increasingly intimate one.

Well, what's the big deal? Ordinarily there wouldn't be one. In my world, any legal entity is allowed to sponsor any legal event and reap the rewards of sponsorship. And it's certainly any citizen's right to express his patriotism in any legal way he sees as appropriate. I may not like the recruitment methods of the US military, and I certainly don't like the way in which armed men have begun to be revered in some parts of society; but I do not deny the military's right to sponsor events and the UFC's right to accept such sponsorship. And, as I'm sure has occurred to many, there is a certain congruence in two brands of violence finding love in one another's tattooed arms.

Admittedly, it makes me uncomfortable that an erstwhile global brand like the UFC is visibly tying its philosophies, fortunes and values to the political dynamic of a single nation, the USA. I wonder what that says of the company's attitude toward fighters from nations not sharing American geopolitical ideologies. The company's newsworthy inability (or unwillingness) to sign Russian heavyweight Fedor Emelianenko, considered by many to be the pound-for-pound greatest living fighter in the world, might be indicative of an inability to fit competitors from non-NATO nations into their conceptual dynamic. Even so, if UFC wishes to tie its fortunes thusly, as did many professional wrestling companies, I suppose it is their right to do so, however unattractive to me their brand becomes.

But let me be absolutely clear and say that this post is not about bashing the military. Not at all. In other posts, I will gleefully offer my criticisms of US (and increasingly Canadian) military fetishism, and of the thinning line between soldierdom and policymaking, and of immoral and politically inappropriate use by government of the instruments of war and security. But no one should take any of this as criticism of the individuals who serve in the military. All of my interactions with members of the latter have always been pleasant and cordial.

Rather, the big deal, for me, arose when I received a Twitter tweet from UFC President Dana White, acting, not as a private citizen, but as the President of the UFC. The tweet was this:

danawhite http://www.tinyurl.com/yd22h4b Read the story then you decide. They have my support. I hope they have you too.
Click on the link he forwarded. It's a Facebook page asking for political, emotional and financial support for "two elite Navy Seals" who are facing courtmartial for allegedly abusing an Iraqi detainee in their custody. According to the page, the charges are of "impeding the investigation and dereliction of duty in failing to safeguard a detainee."

I don't know the facts surrounding the incident beyond those reported in the Facebook page. The page itself exists to garner public, and therefore political, support for a sociopolitical perspective, specifically that the rights of the detainee are less important than the need to honour the Navy Seals in question. To quote the page:

"The proceedings against these heroes are an outrage to all the brave Americans serving in uniform to defend this country, especially those deployed in harm's way."

Their rationale is that prosecution of alleged abusers plays into the master plan of "terrorists" to diminish soliders' morale. This is followed by:

"The supposed victim, Ahmed Hashim Abed, was the mastermind behind killing, burning and mutilating four American contractors in Fallujah, Iraq, in March 2004. His followers hung the desiccated corpses high on a box-girder bridge over the Euphrates River. Mr. Abed was run down by the SEALs on a covert mission in September 2009."

I hope it's clear to anyone reading this that the charges against a detainee (who has yet to face trial, by the way) has no bearing on whether or not his custodians are allowed to strike him. This is the nature of accepting the responsibility of custody. This is how it works in every legal system in the Western world. And as an aside, my congratulations to the US military for convening such a courtmartial; it goes a long way to reclaiming their image as a law-abiding agency worthy of international respect.

So what makes me uncomfortable about this whole thing? It's the fact that UFC President Dana White, in his capacity as President of a corporation, is sharing this website address to UFC fans and adding the qualifier, "They have my support. I hope they have you too. [sic]"

It's one thing to accept sponsorship from an arm of the government, on behalf of your company, and to further state your support for the policies and practices of that governmental arm. (After all, that's what allowing the military to embed itself so closely within your commercial activities means: that you associate yourself with that agency's policies, practices and philosophies.) It's quite another thing to brazenly advocate for the preferential slackening of criminal law on select transgressors where such slackening coincides with the larger agenda of your sponsor.

In other words, Dana White, private citizen, can do whatever the heck he wants. Dana White, corporate head of UFC, has no business encouraging UFC fans/customers to advocate for the vitiating of selected criminal proceedings.... That is, unless that it is indeed the will of UFC, Inc.

I wonder what the UFC Board of Directors has to say about this? And if indeed it is official corporate policy to take a side in this particular matter, then UFC needs to spell this out clearly. And, of course, they will have lost me as a fan, and perhaps many more like me.

I'm surprised that no one else has been commenting on the growing intimacy between the UFC (the fastest growing brand in sports) and the US military. A Google search brought me just two hits: this peace activist has a more angry stance than me; and this exchange on a fight forum has already been deleted, only accessible, it seems, through Google cache.

Many people reading this will respond with several predictable tropes. As in the cached exchange, some will reply with, "From the entire U.S. army, Go **** yourself." Others will say, "Well what did you expect, that's their demographic."

The former is par for the course. The latter is simply saddening. What I "expect" is irrelevant. What is important here is what we choose to tolerate. How comfortable are we as a society with our corporate leaders using their corporate heft to influence consumers to not only accede to certain political philosophies (nothing new there) but now to overtly advocate for the vitiation of criminal proceedings in favour of the abuse of an individual?

Strange --and critical-- times indeed.

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Saturday, July 18, 2009

Brock Lesnar Is A Tool

My droogies, what can I say? I've been a bad blogger of late. But hey, I don't get paid for this, so I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.

As you may recall, I've been dealing with a herniated disc for over a year now. It has impinged my ability to do pretty much everything. Every time I get close to getting cured, something unexpected pops up to re-inflame the mofo. Most recently, I've been dealing with what appears to be a new, slight herniation on the other side of my body. So now that the right side is mostly healed, the left side has been impairing my movement.

Well, after some weeks of intense work and rehab, I was finally in a more-or-less good place again, backwise. I even managed to go running yesterday! To celebrate, I joined a friend for coffee in an outdoor cafe in Ottawa. Well, of course, a fight breaks out on the sidewalk in front of the cafe. About 40 idiotic teenagers are involved. Their fight spills over into the cafe. Tables are overturned, mugs are broken and people flee. Some try, but don't quite escape.

Count me in with the latter. I ended up getting my right knee bashed against the sharp edge of a brick wall while trying (unsuccessfully) to scale the wall as the horde pressed into my table. Bloodied and swollen, I once more hobble around town.

Conclusion: the gods really don't want me to walk. Ever again.

The really frustrating part of this tale, though, is that the idiot teenagers couldn't even fight well. The main combatants were doing the old girlie-man slapping. Hell, the only person who got hurt was me! If I'm going to pay with my knee, and if these idiots are going to resort to physical violence, then I at least want to be entertained with some skilled fighting! But nooooooo....

Which brings us to my topic for today: mixed martial arts, or MMA.

I've written about MMA many times. I'm a big fan, particularly of the type offered by the UFC, the company that pretty much invented MMA. I've argued many times that MMA is a civilized sport, that it exhaults in the purity of the human spirit and strives to make a man confront his true self. The battle is, in many ways, irrelevant to the character-building journey that minimal-rule fighting represents.

I have further argued that even though MMA can be bloody, and appears brutal to the untrained eye, it is actually safer that other combat sports, especially boxing. This is true for a lot of reasons, none of which I will go over today. Suffice it to say that boxing shortens or ends competitors' lives; MMA does not. As an out of shape asthmatic 40-something man with a marshmallow physique, I would personally feel a lot safer stepping into the fabled octagon than I would competing in a boxing match or even a professional ice hockey match, given the latter's penchant for anger-driven violence and access to sticks and blades.

And I have stated that given the intensity of high level training required to compete in MMA at the top levels, and given its innate philosophical characteristics, it actually attracts an intelligent, sensitive kind of competitor. Yes, there will always be thugs in the sport, like any other sport. But increasingly, at least in the UFC, the top competitors are genuine martial artists, in the true sense of that overused word.

UFC Middleweight champion Anderson Silva, UFC Welterweight champion George St-Pierre and UFC Light Heavyweight champion Lyoto Machida are all consummate, traditional martial artists who acquit themselves admirably and demonstrate elegance, charm, intelligence, respect and even gentleness in the octagon. They don't talk trash, can explain with eloquence their personal (and somewhat spiritual) paths that took them to fight at the top levels, and magically seem to avoid bloodshed while pulling off otherworldly victories.

Then came the most recent UFC pay-per-view, UFC 100. UFC Heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar successfully defended his title against Frank Mir. Brock is a freakishly gargantuan man with minimal martial arts skills, but a solid background as a wrestler and even a former WWF champion. He wins his MMA matches mostly by lying on top of his opponents and battering them while they are immobile under his mountain of stinky flesh. Whatever: it works for him, and is therefore not a technique to be minimalized.

The problem, though, was in Brock's comportment before and after the fight. Brock has stated that he does not respect any man he fights. After winning by TKO, Lesnar turned to the beaten Mir --in a moment when most fighters embrace and congratulate each other-- and said, "That's what you get for running your mouth." Then he gave the audience both middle fingers, declared he would be drinking Coors Light beer that night, instead of Bud Light (Bud Light was a sponsor of the event) and that he was going to "get on top of his wife" that night.

Real classy, Brock. Real classy.

For those of us who've struggled to defend this nascent sport against accusations of thuggery, Brock's behaviour was a real let down. He pretty much confirmed all the worst stereotypes the mainstream has of MMA, its competitors and even its fans.

On another note, there's another great fighter named Diego Sanchez, who is also a follower of the self-affirmation teachings of Tony Robbins. As a result, he enters each fight chanting "Yes!" repeatedly and, quite frankly, weirding everyone out in the process. Here's a GIF of such an entrance:



(If the GIF is not animating for you, try clicking on its original source.)

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Karate is Back!

Lyoto Machida, my hero for this week

Just finished watching UFC98. (Yes, 4 days after it actually aired). I screamed myself hoarse cheering for Lyoto Machida, who displayed otherworldly skill in defeating the hitherto undefeated champion, Rashad Evans, to become world light heavyweight champion.

Why is this blogworthy? Because Machida is an unrepentant karate stylist. Specifically, he is the son of a Shotokan master, trained since toddlerhood to hone himself into a perfect martial artist. Since the birth of mixed martial arts (MMA), jiujitsu, mhuay thai, boxing and wrestling have emerged as the world's most popular and respected martial arts, especially the Brazilian style of jiujitsu.

But with Machida's decisive, mind-blowing win --his 15th (with no losses) in his MMA career-- karate is back. Specifically, Shotokan karate is back. And in case you haven't figured it out, I'm a bit biased because I have a black belt in Shotokan karate. (Even though I always sucked at it.)

Since the inception of the UFC, karate practitioners have taken their chances in the Octogon, but I'd yet to see someone partake who really displayed full understanding of the nature and power of karate. Machida displays that power perfectly: straight strikes with no wind-up, power generated from the hips and abdomen, straight posture with a slight backward lean, speed coupled with relaxation, and one punch knock-out explosiveness. The philosophy of traditional Shotokan has been to be able to kill a wild animal with a single blow. It's such a joy to finally see a Shotokan practitioner of sufficient skill demonstrating the application of this philosophy in the world's greatest martial arts arena, the UFC Octogon.

Look for karate dojos around the world to now experience a resurgence of interest thanks to Machida's arrival.

Curious about what UFC fighters make? Click here.

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Thursday, February 12, 2009

The Best Martial Arts Clip EVER

"Jujitsu For The Weaker Sex"


That is all. Except to say that GSP did not cheat!

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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Bring Back Kirk

Hmmm, what shall I write about today? Discord in the middle east? The upcoming prime ministerial showdown in Canada? How about Obama's reactions to emerging global concerns?

Nope. Today we talk about Star Trek... and not just because Majel Roddenberry is dead.

I re-watched Star Trek: Generations the other day, the one in which one of my boyhood heroes, James T Kirk, is killed. I really enjoyed that movie; I think it had a lot of heart, even though it was clearly made on leftover change. What I didn't like was how they killed Kirk. See, I was one of the few people walking into the theatre who had no idea they were going to off the good Captain. I sat there with my mouth hanging open when it happened.

As Kirk said inThe Final Frontier, he always knew he would die alone. Well he wasn't alone. He was killed first when Malcolm McDowell shot him in the back. Then, when test audiences protested, the studio spent an additional $5 million re-shooting a very lame sequence in which Kirk dies when a bridge falls on him. A bridge!

A timeless icon of American culture, a man who fought (and defeated) Klingons, Romulans, the Gorn, humpback whales and even the god Apollo himself was taken down by... a fucking bridge?

Kirk should have taken command of the Enterprise D, as the original script idea had called for, and led the Next Generation crew into battle against the Klingons... but not before first goosing Commander Troi and knocking Worf on his ass.

There are several websites dedicated to both regretting Kirk's death and calling for his resurrection --like this post by Battlestar Galactica writer Ronald Moore and, of course, BringBackKirk.com.

My favourite of these sites, though, is the ever popular Top 100 Reasons Why Kirk is Better Than Picard. Here are some gems:

  • When Picard went back in time he brought back Data’s head. When Kirk went back in time he brought back a blonde.
  • When Sisko met Picard he told him he hated him. When Sisko met Kirk he got his autograph.
  • When Picard has a problem he talks to Guinan about it. When Kirk has a problem he shoots it.
  • Kirk’s Enterprise did not have a day care.
  • The only Klingon serving on Kirk’s bridge would be a dead one.
  • When Sarek mind melded with Picard, Picard cried a lot. When Sarek mind melded with Kirk, Kirk decided to hijack the Enterprise and bring Spock back from the dead.
  • Kirk’s dress uniform does not actually look like a dress.
  • Kirk would never allow his first officer to get more tail than he does.
  • Picard’s first officer is named after a bathroom code.
  • When Data hijacked the Enterprise, Picard was helpless to stop him. When Spock hijacked the Enterprise Kirk fought him to the death.
  • Picard once wore formal Klingon robes for a Klingon ceremony. If Kirk ever wore Klingon robes it would be because he took them off a dead Klingon.
  • When Kirk disguised himself as a Romulan, he stole a cloaking device and used it to escape to Federation space. When Picard disguised himself as a Romulan he ate some soup and then got captured.
  • Kirk went to the center of the universe, met god and wasn’t impressed.
  • Style: Kirk did it first, he did it better and he did it wearing gold velour and Beatle-boots with a space girl on each arm.
I also just finished watching UFC 92. Frank Mir is an inspiration. And the deaf fighter, Matt Hamill, was fascinating, especially how his corner has to communicate with him. That got me to finding this, a tape of some of the more brutal moments in MMA history. Dig John McCain's contribution:




As well, here's a rare online clip of the now famous war between Stephan Bonnar and Forrest Griffin, a match that in many ways changed mixed martial arts history in North America by showing a regular broadcast TV audience how unbelievable this sport can be.


In Other News...

Here's a BBC documentary on how much science the new incoming US President needs to know.

And here's a slideshow of the the biggest douchebags of 2008. Enjoy!

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Sunday, October 26, 2008

Anderson Silva

Want to know how much of a fanboy dork I am? I just finished watching UFC 90, the one with the disappointing match between Anderson Silva and Patrick Cote, and had to dig up this marvelous Youtube clip of Silva's highlights:



For those not in the know, Silva is considered by many to be the best fighter in the world, an entire generation beyond anyone else in his weight class. If mixed martial arts were viewed with more respect by mainstream media, Silva would be mentioned in the same breath as Tiger Woods, Wayne Gretzky and Michael Jordan as transcendant athletic geniuses.

But of course, the further fanboy in me can't help but ask... who'd win in a fight between Silva and Fedor Emelianenko?

Okay, back to work...

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