Deonandia

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

"Weekly" Twitter Tweets

Weekly Twitter tweets from deonandan, since:2010-04-8

:Twitter haiku 261 - "Yogi Bear's workout / 'Ranger-Booboo' asana / Picnic basket pose" #fb
Apr 14, 2010 12:39 PM GMT

Just got my bike back from the shop. My mechanic tells me my "nipples have seized". #fb
Apr 13, 2010 09:39 PM GMT

:Twitter haiku 260 - "Himalayan king / Overthrown by an upstart / Hail the u-sherpa!" #fb
Apr 13, 2010 08:42 PM GMT

Slept exactly one hour last night and am still wired. What the heck is going on? #fb
Apr 12, 2010 07:35 PM GMT

there's far too much discussion of my moobs going on #fb
Apr 12, 2010 05:57 PM GMT

Today marks the 49th anniversary of the flight of Yuri Gagarin... and none of my students know who he is :( #fb
Apr 12, 2010 02:16 PM GMT

one down, one to go... #fb
Apr 12, 2010 02:04 PM GMT

Off to teach the LAST classes of the semester today.... #fb
Apr 12, 2010 11:15 AM GMT

Back in the O-dot. Now for a long night of Stargate, roast beef, and lecture-writing... #fb
Apr 12, 2010 01:45 AM GMT

my elderly father is very concerned that I'm not hiding my bald spot well #fb
Apr 11, 2010 08:10 PM GMT

tequila.... unnnhh #fb
Apr 11, 2010 03:38 AM GMT

Off to judge my undergrad epi students' research posters and presentations. Whoohoo! (Insert evil cackle here.) #fb
Apr 10, 2010 11:37 AM GMT

Indict the bastards already! http://bit.ly/cBktHM
Apr 9, 2010 07:21 PM GMT

#ahsr2010 @nbarrowman upset that "determinants of health" are not in fact deterministic
Apr 9, 2010 07:18 PM GMT

looking for ill-advised graphs with @nbarrowman #ahsr2010
Apr 9, 2010 02:54 PM GMT

looking for ill advised graphs with @nbarrowman # ahsr2010
Apr 9, 2010 02:47 PM GMT

zzzzzzz #ahsr2010
Apr 9, 2010 02:45 PM GMT

Finally happened: bumped into a girl I once dated and couldn't remember her name. Still can't. #fb
Apr 8, 2010 10:56 PM GMT

waiting to see Ramachandran Guha at IDRC. Embarrassed that I haven't finished his book yet #fb
Apr 8, 2010 09:07 PM GMT

Labels: twitter

Merry Xmas.

Labels: martial arts, politics, twitter

Thursday, December 10, 2009

"Weekly" Twitter Tweets

Weekly Twitter tweets from deonandan, since:2009-11-23

:Twitter haiku 221 - "Young Richard Simmons / Mastered chess, checkers and bridge / Outrageous game man"
Dec 10, 2009 02:09 PM GMT · from dabr · Reply · View Tweet

You know it's cold when I have to wear pants at home.
Dec 10, 2009 09:32 AM GMT · from dabr · Reply · View Tweet

Re-watching my favourite Peter Davison Dr Who episode: "Earthshock"
Dec 9, 2009 11:05 PM GMT · from API · Reply · View Tweet

Snow sucks.
Dec 9, 2009 02:57 PM GMT · from dabr · Reply · View Tweet

Watching "The Caves of Androzani", supposedly the best Dr Who episode ever.
Dec 8, 2009 03:14 AM GMT · from API · Reply · View Tweet

Reliving the Peter Davidson (5th Doctor Who) years.
Dec 6, 2009 07:20 PM GMT · from API · Reply · View Tweet

Sunday morning with no hangover. Hmm, I can get used to this.
Dec 6, 2009 02:42 PM GMT · from API · Reply · View Tweet

A long night spent as the designated driver to a carload of very sexy women = a night well spent indeed
Dec 6, 2009 08:21 AM GMT · from dabr · Reply · View Tweet

The interwebs are slow and tangled tonight.
Dec 5, 2009 06:55 AM GMT · from API · Reply · View Tweet

At the Cdn Latin American Wine Society boozefest. Let the booze flow!
Dec 5, 2009 12:19 AM GMT · from API · Reply · View Tweet

My latest blog post, this time on the Munk debate: http://bit.ly/6jdoR1
Dec 4, 2009 09:53 PM GMT · from dabr · Reply · View Tweet

:Twitter haiku 220 - "Famous golfer with / Wandering club 'pon the green / Tiger's wood is champ"
Dec 4, 2009 08:15 PM GMT · from dabr · Reply · View Tweet

All nighter, double espresso and a pound of bacon. I'm the picture of health.
Dec 3, 2009 04:50 PM GMT · from dabr · Reply · View Tweet

:Twitter haiku 219 - "Lo, North Africa / Filled with bald men with long beards / Need not see berber"
Dec 3, 2009 09:01 AM GMT · from dabr · Reply · View Tweet

Watching the Munk Debates. Now I remember why I dislike Bjorn Lomborg.
01 December at 20:18

:Twitter haiku 218 - "Weak accountant tried / To unstick computer key / But couldn't budget"
01 December at 11:40

:Twitter haiku 217 - "Fussy mint robbers / Wanted coins but no pennies / Such a cents-less crime"
30 November at 03:02

Am on Via train 46 from Toronto to Ottawa. You know the drill. Anyone else here?
29 November at 15:32

On via train 461 to Toronto. Anyone else here?
28 November at 06:42

Drinking excellent Scotch at Guyanese High Commissioner's residence... Must...stay...sober.
27 November at 18:52

Cousin Ajay wants any of you who have an Android phone to try his app: http://bit.ly/7bPSDO
27 November at 16:47

OMG the Superman/Batman direct-to-dvd movie is already out AND NOBODY TOLD ME!
26 November at 21:34

Just got the H1N1 vaccination. Jeez, I went through fewer checks and forms to get my mortgage!
26 November at 11:36

:Twitter haiku 216 - "Shrink cum coroner / Dissects teens dead from head bumps / He opens young minds"
26 November at 07:55

I know everyone wants to know: yes, a gin spritzer managed to kill all the mushrooms invading my house plant.
25 November at 21:00

At university awards ceremony. Someone just won for "excellence in leisure studies." Yes, he looks quite relaxed.
25 November at 18:14

I've made up with Porter Air. Once again, a hassle-free and cost-free last minute flight change at the gate!
25 November at 11:33

:Twitter haiku 215 - "Mannequin fact'ry / Must close due to surplus limbs / Workers up in arms"
25 November at 09:57

:Twitter haiku 214 - "A crazy almond / Imprisoned among padlocks / But the nut bolted"
24 November at 14:05

Mayor David Miller just interrupted Anne McCarthy's presentation at the refugee health conference. Me not like.
24 November at 11:46

Lutefisk is not a rapper. Who knew?
24 November at 08:19

Attending refugee health conference today. If anyone else is here, say hello. http://bit.ly/5h429q
24 November at 07:03

Labels: twitter

Monday, November 23, 2009

"Weekly" Twitter Tweets

Weekly Twitter tweets from deonandan, since:2009-10-30

Am on Via train 47 to Toronto. Anyone else here?
Nov 23, 2009 10:04 PM GMT

Just gave my students a quiz. There were about 20 faces I'd never seen before!
Nov 23, 2009 06:06 PM GMT

There are white mushrooms growing in the soil of one of my houseplants. I pluck 'em, but they grow back. What should I do?
Nov 23, 2009 05:13 AM GMT

:Twitter haiku 213 - "Indian Jewish / Food stall in the capital / Serves best Delhi meat"
Nov 21, 2009 07:40 PM GMT

Why did U of T build a campus in Mississauga? What a ridiculous place.
Nov 20, 2009 11:14 PM GMT

I tells ya, the Starbucks in Brockville has consistently the best service on the continent.
Nov 20, 2009 06:20 PM GMT

Compelled to use the toilet at the Montreal bus station. Good thing my vaccinations are up to date.
Nov 20, 2009 04:06 AM GMT

Heading onto Via train 36 to Montreal. Anybody else on here?
Nov 19, 2009 07:25 PM GMT

At a seminar for new professors. Man, what a weird looking bunch. Wait, is that a mirror?
Nov 19, 2009 03:23 PM GMT

Trapped alone with bacon, gin and pie... must... fight... urge....
Nov 18, 2009 11:37 PM GMT

:Twitter haiku 212 - "New Age bakery / Avoids all gluten and wheat / Uses spelt checker"
Nov 18, 2009 09:41 AM GMT

:Twitter haiku 211 - "Frankenstein's monster / Sloppy job, too few organs / Heart wasn't in it"
Nov 17, 2009 02:08 PM GMT

In the UFC, is the nipple pinch a legal technique?
Nov 17, 2009 02:33 AM GMT

:Twitter haiku 210 - "Punjab commando / Torn 'tween piety and war / To Sikh and destroy?"
Nov 16, 2009 05:53 AM GMT

:Twitter haiku 209 - "Hindu cooking store / Sells hemp and betel nut, too / Deals in pot and paan"
Nov 15, 2009 02:57 PM GMT

What? Bread fried in butter and maple syrup is FATTENING?!
Nov 13, 2009 8:33am

Hmm. Iced tea and gin. Whaddya think?
Nov 12, 2009 4:07pm

:Twitter haiku 208 - "Eager to produce / So much that it seems I skipped / Haiku two-oh-five"
Nov 12, 2009 8:48am

OMG.... All-u-can-eat late night sushi! Do mine eyes deceiveth me?
Nov 11, 2009 8:44pm

:Twitter haiku 207 - "Cooking a stirfry / Whilst chatting on the cell phone / A wokkie talky?"
Nov 10, 2009 10:01pm

I've got some jib that needs cutting
Nov 10, 2009 4:16pm

I need to lose weight. But which to give up, the booze, bacon or burritos???
Nov 10, 2009 1:53pm

Uh oh. I think I just bleached a black shirt.
Nov 10, 2009 9:18am

Finally home, rested and not headed anywhere. Long night of TV watching ahead...
Nov 9, 2009 7:40pm

"Is it true that fat kids never get kidnapped?" -Levi Johnston (unironically)
Nov 9, 2009 10:41am

Porter Air have redeemed themselves. Got to the airport early, so they put me on the earlier flight at no extra charge. That's service!
Nov 9, 2009 7:57am

:Twitter haiku 206 - "National airline / With one robotic captain / A pilot project?"
Nov 8, 2009 11:04pm

Unironic public health sign above the urinal at the U of Ottawa: "Ottawa's health is in your hands"
Nov 6, 2009 12:54pm

Mistakenly referred to Lord Beaverbrook as Lord Beaverbreath. Hmm.
Nov 6, 2009 8:59am

Irony: chain-smoking, crap-eating, hard-drinking, pollution-drenched people complaining the flu vaccine "puts toxins in their bodies"
Nov 5, 2009 4:41pm

Memo to Facebook: Stop adding new shit until you fix the old shit.
Nov 5, 2009 8:58am

On via train 44 from Toronto to Ottawa. Anyone else here?
Nov 4, 2009 12:26pm

Ben Johnson should light the Olympic flame. Yeah, I said it
Nov 4, 2009 10:57am

Just discovered a new sandwich: banana, peanut butter... and maple syrup! Yes!
Nov 4, 2009 7:23am

Memo to meeting attendees: "introduce yourself" does not mean "give impromptu 20 min lecture"
Nov 3, 2009 11:17am

:Twitter haiku 204 - "If telling dick jokes / In a penitentiary / Um... penile humour?"
Nov 2, 2009 11:56pm

Crashing reception of Ontario Public Health Association. Never seen so many hand sanitizers!
Nov 2, 2009 7:25pm

Just met Lt Gov General David Only. What a great guy.
Nov 2, 2009 7:04pm

Crashing a reception on 2 hours sleep. Will I say anything foolish?
Nov 2, 2009 6:21pm

Back in T'ranna. fifth time in 8 days.
Nov 2, 2009 4:03pm

Back on a plane. Sigh.
Nov 2, 2009 2:41pm

Airport deli checkout girl just asked mem "For here or to go?" I'm in a freakin' airport! Where can I go?
Nov 2, 2009 1:52pm

Uhoh. My Datarock suit turned all my laundry red.
Nov 2, 2009 1:09am

Workout is done, bacon is spitting on the George Foreman grill, and wrestling is on TV. This is what Sunday was made for.
Nov 1, 2009 12:49pm

Hungover (again). Off to the gym, then shopping for discount bacon.
Nov 1, 2009 9:36am

There was a trick-or-treater dressed in a hijab. So, was she wearing a costume or no?
Nov 1, 2009 12:43am

Greetings from Hallowe'en party #2 somewhere in the heart of Ottawa. Lots of H1N1 costumes. Snore.
Nov 1, 2009 12:42am

Gots to squeeze in an emergency nap before Hallowe'en party #2
Oct 31, 2009 5:21pm

Reliving last night by listening to the whole Datarock discography on the train.
Oct 31, 2009 12:33pm

Am on Via 44 to Ottawa. Anyone else here?
Oct 31, 2009 11:58am

Too much travel. I woke up this morning with no idea where I was or where I was supposed to go.
Oct 31, 2009 9:10am

Am @ Sanders' costume party... Hey there are Facebook people here! They're real!
Oct 30, 2009 8:41pm

Why do the donuts taunt me so? http://brizzly.com/pic/C1J
Oct 30, 2009 5:17pm

Labels: twitter

Friday, October 30, 2009

"Weekly" Twitter Tweets

Weekly Twitter tweets from deonandan, since:2009-10-19

Just discovered new late night snack: yogurt and maple syrup!
Oct 30, 2009 07:16 AM GMT · from API

Am in Toronto's Chinatown and need a burrito fast. Quick! Someone send me a recommendation!
Oct 29, 2009 04:31 PM GMT · from API

Attending www.sciencepolicy.ca. So far not too impressed by the pomposity.
Oct 29, 2009 02:28 PM GMT · from API

I love attending these events with self-important people in suits. They're always shocked that I'm actually on the guest list.
Oct 29, 2009 01:37 PM GMT · from API

:Twitter haiku 203 - "Declining fish stocks / Need monetary relief / Um... cash and release?"
Oct 29, 2009 01:11 PM GMT · from API

The 20 year old girl next to me on the Via train is in nicotine withdrawal and has never before heard the word "pancreas". I
Oct 28, 2009 08:57 PM GMT · from API

Just watched UFC 104: even in an unreasonable victory, Lyoto Machida remains my karate hero.
Oct 28, 2009 07:22 PM GMT · from API

The girl next to me on the train just turned 20 and is complaining "that it's all downhill from here".
Oct 28, 2009 04:38 PM GMT · from API

Ray's Rule #2: the finest physical pleasures all involve the movement of materials in and/or out of your body.
Oct 28, 2009 04:23 PM GMT · from API

Shall we put money on whether I contract H1N1 from a train full of unfit undergrads?
Oct 28, 2009 03:53 PM GMT · from API

:Twitter haiku 202 - "Founder of Turkey / To encourage during race / I cried, 'At a Turk!'"
Oct 28, 2009 01:41 PM GMT · from dabr

Why are all my avocados spoiled?
Oct 28, 2009 03:12 AM GMT · from dabr

Just career counseled some keen high school kids at Encounters With Canada. Prepare for a new generation of foul-mouthed epidemiologists!
Oct 27, 2009 09:28 PM GMT · from dabr

Jon Anderson is 65. Soupy Sales is dead. Man, I feel old.
Oct 27, 2009 04:42 PM GMT · from dabr

Back in the Porter lounge. How long will we be delayed today?
Oct 27, 2009 12:58 PM GMT · from API

What's the pt of flying Porter when they're always an hour late, the ferry is never there when u arrive,and it takes 30min to get to the ttc
Oct 26, 2009 09:55 PM GMT · from API

Ray's Rule #1: the more irrelevant a bureaucrat is, the more likely I will be forced to overhear his/her overly loud phone conversation.
Oct 26, 2009 08:25 PM GMT · from API

:Twitter haiku 201 - "Hillbilly baker / Who married his own sister / Makes finest in-bread"
Oct 26, 2009 06:09 PM GMT · from API

:Twitter haiku 200 - "Underground rivers / Bloat beneath Punjabi graves / Pushing up Desis"
Oct 24, 2009 10:34 PM GMT · from dabr

My superstar students redeemed themselves by (intellectually) kicking ass in today's PBL sessions. It literally brought a tear to my eye.
Oct 24, 2009 05:01 PM GMT · from dabr

I went to Ikea and all I came back with was meatball breath.
Oct 23, 2009 11:38 PM GMT · from dabr

Ugh! Going to the gym when you have a migraine is not a good idea.
Oct 23, 2009 02:45 PM GMT · from dabr

Vodka, Facebook, UFC and an oven filled with chicken breasts. Who needs a social life?
Oct 23, 2009 12:17 AM GMT · from API

Doing my planks. I am the plankmaster!
Oct 22, 2009 07:57 PM GMT · from API

:Twitter haiku 199 - "Ageing is shocking / Just found my first grey chest hair / Sigh, I thought I'd dye"
Oct 22, 2009 11:50 AM GMT · from dabr

:Twitter haiku 198 - "Janet Jacksons boob / A tempest in a D-cup? / (Hey, I'm tryin' here)"
Oct 21, 2009 07:51 AM GMT · from dabr

Why does my home smell like bacon?
Oct 21, 2009 12:28 AM GMT · from API

I need to dial back my awesomeness. It's blinding some people.
Oct 19, 2009 at 5:13pm

:Twitter haiku 197 - "Vote on course titles / Democracy by fatigue / Won't this meeting end?!"
Oct 19, 2009 at 3:15pm

Off to a staff meeting. Why do staffs need to meet?
Oct 19, 2009 at 1:57pm

I was stunned today to discover that my 4th year class didn't know what NATO is. I feel old.
Oct 19, 2009 at 1:14pm

Yes, I taught. They were a good class today.
Oct 19, 2009 at 1:12pm

I don't wanna teach today. I DON'T WANNA!
Oct 19, 2009 at 11:50am

:Twitter haiku 196 - "A 50s swing band / Bedecked in flow'ry dresses / Old time frock 'n' roll"
Oct 19, 2009 at 3:15am

I am once more a professional crastinator.
Oct 18, 2009 at 10:26pm

Labels: twitter

Sunday, October 18, 2009

"Weekly" Twitter Tweets

Weekly Twitter tweets from deonandan, since:2009-09-27

Home on a Saturday night, making apple cider. How did I get so domestic?
Oct 18, 2009 01:24 AM GMT · from API

They should give a Nobel prize to the guy who invented the Swiffer
Oct 18, 2009 01:06 AM GMT · from API

New drug of choice: liquid Advil.
Oct 17, 2009 01:52 PM GMT · from API

Talking to high school kids all day.... Sooooo exhausting!
Oct 16, 2009 03:03 PM GMT · from API

:Twitter haiku 195 - "Fan of Olde English / Who insists on speaking thus / A 'forsooth-sayer'?"
Oct 15, 2009 01:26 PM GMT · from dabr

Attending magnificent lecture by theologian Karen Armstrong. (Yes they let me inside a church.)
Oct 14, 2009 11:38 PM GMT · from API

I've been awarded official superstar status by the Novogrod Institute of Superstardom. No, not really... But any day now!
Oct 14, 2009 03:19 PM GMT · from API

All revved up to complain about Via Rail service... and they go and give me an unsolicited 1st class upgrade. D'ohh!
Oct 13, 2009 10:45 AM GMT · from API

Just saw a billboard for realtor named "Punch Sockalingam". He should be a pro wrestler.
Oct 12, 2009 02:53 AM GMT · from API

And on the 8th day, almighty Zod made pumpkin pie, and he saw that it was good.
Oct 11, 2009 08:15 PM GMT · from API

Um... I like Obama as much as the next guy. But don't you have to DO something before winning the Nobel prize?
Oct 9, 2009 03:00 PM GMT · from dabr

:Twitter haiku 194 - "As children, Greek gods / Read silly bedtime stories / Penned by Dr Zeus"
Oct 8, 2009 12:14pm

Just saw myself nekkid in the mirror. Damn, I look good! (Oh, there's my cell phone...)
Oct 8, 2009 11:39am

How can I lose my cell phone in a tiny 1-bedroom condo with no furniture?
Oct 8, 2009 9:46am

: admiring the technological elegance of the locking washer
Oct 7, 2009 5:31pm

I say bah! Bah to all of you!
Oct 7, 2009 12:13am

:Twitter haiku 193 - "Too much anal sex / So much like a contact lens / Makes a brown eye blue"
Oct 6, 2009 3:37pm

I have interwebs at home again! Angels be praised!
Oct 6, 2009 9:17am

:Twitter haiku 192 - "A fatal disease / Contracted from airport food / Terminal illness"
Oct 4, 2009 9:03pm

Is it wrong that I can't tell where the art installation ends and the recycling bin begins?
Oct 3, 2009 11:20pm

Boogers! Boogers! #bumpinyournuit
Oct 3, 2009 9:57pm

Stopped in Brockville for a Starbucks Americano. The novelty is still fresh.
Oct 3, 2009 9:20am

:Twitter haiku 191 - "Why jack-o-lantern / Unable to father kids? / His hollow-weenie?"
Oct 2, 2009 3:11pm

I'm mixing beef patties and chicken patties into the same burger -- just as God intended.
Oct 1, 2009 5:27pm

Having a Caesar for lunch. And no I don't mean a salad, a Roman ruler or a lead character from Conquest Of The Planet Of The Apes.
Oct 1, 2009 12:01pm

I love it when my doctor's receptionist wears a push-up bra. I feel better already, and no need for drugs!
Oct 1, 2009 9:01am

If anyone is wondering why I'm not responding to my emails... Oct 1st is when EVERYTHING is due!
Sep 30, 2009 3:29am

The woman next to me on the Via train keeps farting. What fresh hell is this?
Sep 29, 2009 8:59pm

Watching UFC 102. Randy Couture is my hero.
Sep 29, 2009 6:59pm

Labels: twitter

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Nuit Blanching

One of the joys of no longer living in my rapidly deteriorating apartment building is no longer having to deal with neighbours on the edge of sanity. In my final days in my old place, I was entertained by a series of notices places on the public board. The first, by management, encouraged dog owners to not allow their animals to urinate by the front door. A reasonable request, I thought, but one that elicited all sorts of irrational commentary from the menagerie of pooch-toting weirdos who cluster in that particular hovel. Perhaps you can make out some of the vitriol:

While I'm showing off the low-res crappy photos taken from my smartphone, dig this great decal I saw on the side of a car:

A couple of weekends ago (Oct 3), I attended nuit blanche in Toronto. If you've never heard of it, it's a magnificent free evening, inspired by similar events in Europe, in which, from 7pm till dawn, the entire city is turned into an art installation.

I arrived with my curmudgeon hat squarely fitted to my blockhead, and roundly enjoyed mocking some of the sillier things I saw. But I cannot deny that the overall experience was magnificent. There were literally hundreds of exhibits spanning the entire city, with unlikely venues like shopping malls, grocery stores, sidewalks, parking lots, corner stores, private homes and alleyways all transformed into glittering art galleries.

My voyage through the night was one dipped in surrealism, as if I was exploring some trippy parallel universe or post-Apocalyptic meta-world. I was particularly impressed by four experiences:

(1) a continuous awards show in which any passerby can step onto the stage and be heralded for being a star

(2) the Drake Hotel's use of its wall to project audience Twitter tweets, sent to the hash tag "#bumpinyournuit". The lag time was so great that I was not able to see my own tweet ("Boogers! Boogers!") Instead, I give you two images of other people's tweets:

(3) Something called "The Apology Project", wherein a battalion of weirdos with paper bags on their heads bump into you and apologize profusely, in a display of classic Canadian passive aggression.

(4) "Dance of the Cranes", in which two construction cranes atop growing skyscrapers dance a synchronized ballet to classical music, beneath glittering, mesmerizing moonlight.

Weekly Twitter Tweets

Weekly Twitter tweets from deonandan, since:2009-06-24

:Twitter haiku 145 - "It's Domin'yun Day / Changed due to confusion with / A supermarket"
Jul 1, 2009 01:51 PM GMT

:All glory to the hypnotoad!
Jul 1, 2009 03:39 AM GMT

:Twitter haiku 144 - "Seeing a psychic / To find a potential spouse: / Love at second sight?"
Jun 30, 2009 01:23 PM GMT

:Didn't pull the trigger fast enough. Both properties are conditionally sold.
Jun 29, 2009 09:07 PM GMT

:Twitter haiku 143 - "Computer program / For parsing Greek alphabet /Needs beta testing"
Jun 29, 2009 12:27 PM GMT

:Do I buy the tiny but affordable condo, smack downtown; or the magnificent expensive one, a tad further out? Which am I: cheap or spoiled?
Jun 29, 2009 01:27 AM GMT

:sadness = me tweeting my suburban escapades on a nice sunny day + you reading them instead of going out!
Jun 27, 2009 10:29 PM GMT

:at the Walmart on Erin Mills Pkwy for no obvious reason. My pointless one man tour of Toronto's suburbs continues. More banality to come.
Jun 27, 2009 09:26 PM GMT

:just ate a street hotdog, first one in 5 years. Ugh! What was I thinking?!
Jun 27, 2009 08:04 PM GMT

:at Toronto's Harbourfront. There are geeks here having "lightsabre" fights. It's a freakin' nerdgasm.
Jun 27, 2009 07:21 PM GMT

:Twitter haiku 142 - "Celebrity deaths / Difficult to manage; quite / An undertaking"
Jun 26, 2009 11:57 AM GMT

:Twitter haiku 141 - "Once upon a time / There were three little girls who... / Oh just never mind :( "
Jun 26, 2009 01:58 AM GMT

:Twitter haiku 140 - "Your body shivers / No mere mortal can resist / Evil of Thriller"
Jun 26, 2009 01:50 AM GMT

:I'm officially switching from 2nd Cup to Starbucks. I know they're (gasp!) evil Americans, but they've better products, service and prices
Jun 25, 2009 01:05 PM GMT

:God, I hate the fucking suited dickwads who fly on the Porter Air early morning shuttles.
Jun 25, 2009 10:53 AM GMT

:who are these bloody people who need 15 min to check in at the airport?
Jun 25, 2009 10:09 AM GMT

:Twitter haiku 139 - "He who pans for gold / Does it for value that is / Just sedimental"
Jun 25, 2009 03:26 AM GMT

Labels: twitter

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Weekly Twitter Tweets

Weekly Twitter tweets from deonandan, since:2009-06-15

: at Harbourfront Board of Directors meeting. Looking forward to launch of "Respect" photo show. Sadly, 2 pics have already been stolen.
Jun 24, 2009 08:19 PM GMT

: Twitter haiku 138 - "Need more online fame / Can I find a spectacle? / Punch Perez Hilton?"

: Twitter haiku 137 - "The sculptor's party / Suffered from a lack of guests / 'Twas a complete bust"

: Twitter haiku 136 - "Change sexist language: /How 'bout 'Shebrew', 'her'-stamines / And 'his'-maphrodites?"
Jun 21, 2009 02:12 PM GMT

: Twitter haiku 135 - "Me, I meditate / Often I just fall asleep / Call it 'napitate'."
Jun 20, 2009 01:47 PM GMT

: just got my picture taken with the Voyageur "6 string nation" guitar. Go ahead and Google it.
Jun 20, 2009 02:24 AM GMT

: just met someone with the adopted name "Ninja Hotfarm". I said it sounded like an obscure sex act. She didn't laugh.
Jun 20, 2009 01:01 AM GMT

: am at Podcasters Across Borders in Kingston. Met a dude named Mr Person. Seriously. No he's not a superhero.... I think.
Jun 20, 2009 12:14 AM GMT

: why does VIA rail bother with reserved seating when everyone sits where they want, and the train staff never enforces the reservation?
Jun 19, 2009 07:17 PM GMT

: just attended the kindergarten graduation of my "niece". I'm going to die from all the cuteness.
Jun 19, 2009 03:07 PM GMT

: am on TTC at 8am. Now I remember why I don't live in Toronto anymore.
Jun 19, 2009 12:50 PM GMT

: Twitter haiku 134 - "My asshole dentist / Said mean things about my teeth / He hurt my fillings"
Jun 18, 2009 11:28 AM GMT

: Twitter haiku 133 - "Director on set / Of porno with flat pillows: / 'We need more fluffers!'"
Jun 16, 2009 04:17 PM GMT

Labels: twitter

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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

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Friday, December 25, 2009

A Christmas Video

Thursday, December 10, 2009

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Sunday, October 18, 2009

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Nuit Blanching

Monday, September 28, 2009

"Weekly" Twitter Tweets

Friday, September 11, 2009

"Weekly" Twitter Tweets

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Weekly Twitter Tweets

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