Sunday, February 27, 2005

Do My Dogs Ever Hurt

This experiment in live mobile blogging continues. I'm still in Manhattan, though am hunkered in Grans Central Terminal resting my abused feet. Too much walking today.

At lunch today I met a talent agent who represents local news personalities from Ottawa! Also met his lovely British escort who, surprise surprise, was taken with my juvenile spoon tricks. At the same time I met a local musician and his wife who kept feeding me pancakes.

My friend, a local, commented that she had never known strangers to converse so much in a New York restaurant. "Welcome to my world," I told her. Nothing brings people together like childish spoon tricks.

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Saturday, February 26, 2005

The Gates

Got some minutes to kill here. Clearly my attempts to upload photos directly from my Treo to this blog have failed and I have no idea what chaos my attempts have thus far wrought.

I'm sitting on a bench on Central Park West waiting for John and Jennifer to come back from some snooty art gallery. Kind of nippy here, but not the arctic frost of Ottawa. I just walked through the park and saw the Gates -- confounded by thousands of annoying tourists. Still, it's a pretty scene and, given the price, it's a wonderful exhibit. Later.

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Brunch In Manhattan

Greetings, my droogies. Time to test out my mobile blogging software's image upload facility. if this works, you will see below a photo of me having brunch in the Barking Dog luncheonette on 77th street. If it doesn't work, use your imagination...


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Friday, February 25, 2005

Making Money On The Road

Greetings Webizens. Still on the road to New York... we're approaching Binghampton now, a place with nostalgic significance since John and I (and two other friends) drove by here 19 years ago on our last road trip together to NYC. Back then the Beastie Boys were blaring "No Sleep Till Brooklyn" so our mantra was "no breakfast till Binghampton!" Of course the Beasties are playing in the car now, too.

Technology has really changed my world. In the past hour I've managed to blog twice from a moving vehicle and negotiate a deal with the Toronto Star for an article on avian flu --which means this trip is now tax deductible! God bless my Treo.

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Greetings From the Road

Hello Deonandan.com readers. I am writing to you from the back of a car at the US-Canada border near Kingston. Crossing wasn't an issue, but the asswipe border dude did single me out for a little attitude. I took a picture of John and Jen in the front seat but I haven't quite figured out how to upload pics from my treo directly to this blog. Baby steps, my friends, baby steps. We will speak again soon...

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Humanity's Shared Unconscious Mind

The Global Consciousness Project (GCP) has recently become known to the blogosphere. As discussed in this article, it's a study undertaken by Princeton University researchers to determine the existence of a shared global human consciousness. What the researchers are now claiming, however, is that their measuring system (the proverbial "black box") is managing to actually predict major world events before they happen, with a high degree of sensitivity but very poor specificity. Best as I can tell, this is not a hoax.

For my part, I have always believed in the existence of a shared pooled human subconscious. It fits with Jung's treatise on the racial subconscious and helps to explain a variety of human conditions whose consistency is taken for granted, such as the commonality of cultural and artistic archetypes and the tendency for individuals in different countries to make the same discoveries simultaneously. (Newton and Liebnitz inventing calculus at the same time, for instance.) Mind you, genetic predispositions and historical overlaps can explain some of the shared archetype stuff, and a commonality of science can explain some of the simultaneous invention stuff. But I think it runs deeper than that; just not sure exactly how, though.

However, I take exception with the suggestion that this shared unconscious can be harnessed to predict the future, as the GCP analyses appear to suggest; the data are simply too flawed to make that determination. There's something statisticians and epidemiologists call the "Texas sharpshooter fallacy" wherein a fellow shoots holes in the side of a barn and then draws a bull's-eye around each of the bullet holes, making it appear as if he was on-target with each shot. In short, there's an important event happening everyday somewhere in the world; it's a simple matter to match the black box's responses to any of these events and claim a remarkable hit rate.

As always, I could be wrong.... But I'm rarely so ;-)

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Mobile Blogging

Hey check out the post immediately below this one. It was drafted on and uploaded from my PDA. Sweeet. I used a great PalmOS utility called hblogger. Why is this important? It means that so long as I have GPRS access, I can continue to update this blog no matter where I happen to find myself. And since I travel a great deal, this is no small feat!
this is a test of my new mobile blogging system. this post was written and uploaded on my treo 600 pda using hblogger. what y'all think?

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Monday, February 21, 2005

Looking Glass Logic

"[The 9/11 terrorists] are against, to offer just a brief list, freedom of speech, a multi-party political system, universal adult suffrage, accountable government, Jews, homosexuals, women's rights, pluralism, secularism, short skirts, dancing, beardlessness, evolution theory, sex." -Salman Rushdie
Interestingly, if you take away the dancing and the beardlessness, you also have the things that fundamentalist Evangelical Christians appear to be against, too.

My latest thing is trying to play the sitar . I'm taking lessons with the Sitar School of Toronto. Here's a pic taken in class:



While I can barely play the scales yet, our school is nonetheless having a performance in Ottawa on March 5: 610 Cumberland (at Laurier), Perez Building, Frieman Hall, $15 for adults and $10 for students.

Here's an interesting idea: online volunteering.

Rarely have I found myself agreeing with Pat Buchanan on anything, yet we find resonance on Iraq.

Here's another analysis of the Bushies exporting torture. So when does this regime get prosecuted for war crimes, hmmm? On a similar note, Eric Margolis discusses the new Pentagon spy system here.

And surprise, surprise, US government scienists are now reporting that they have been pressued to suppress data that might suggest a link between industry and environmental degradation. The assault on the intellect continues.

The brilliance of these people is that they are so beyond ridiculous, that no one is surprised anymore by their looking glass logic, hypocrisy or corruption, and so it no longer makes the news.

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Creepy Sounds

Wanna hear something weird? This is the otherworldly sound of the Huygens probe falling through the atmosphere of Titan, as "heard" by the Casini spacecraft overhead. (Unlike most of my links, this one is actually work safe.)

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

The Poor Kind of Doctor

Yahoo! Finance has an article on the top 25 careers in the world, based on job growth, salary potential, education level, and room for innovation. Guess what #8 was? Epidemiologist! That's right, we beat out athletes and actors!

Mind you, the article did make it a point to mention that despite the coolness factor of our jobs, we Epidemiologists make bupkiss. That's why when people ask me what I do, I sometimes answer, "I'm the poor kind of doctor that can't save your life."

Saturday, February 12, 2005

Damn Evil Editors

You know every day I get onto this thing fully intending on producing one of the political diatribes so common in last year's blog. But then I lose the desire and end up talking about TV shows. So why fight it?

Judging from the comments from my last post, a lot of people watched the finale of The Amazing Race 6. People I met on the bus wanted to talk about it. People at work want to talk about it. My chiropractor brought it up while snapping my neck. Concensus: the winners, Freddy and Kendra, are a couple of embarassing racist schmucks, and Jon and Kris should have won. Not surprisingly, Kendra is now claiming that her comments about Africa --that it is "wretched and disgusting... [Africans] just keep breeding and breeding in this poverty. I just can't take it."-- were taken "out of context" by those evil editors at CBS.

Exactly what context would make those statements not ignorant?

What the Race needs is non-American competitors. Let Canadians and Australians show ignorant they are for a change. Until the start of the show's 7th installment, my plan is to cancel my cable (I said plan not intent) and only download my favourite shows, especially MGM's Stargate-SG1 and Stargate: Atlantis. Sure it's probably illegal, but how's MGM gonna find out? That is, um, unless they read this blog.

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Separated At Birth

I'm seeing twins everywhere. Ever notice how much Cynthia Nixon (Miranda from Sex And The City) looks like Cone McCaslin from Sum-41?





And what about denogginized journalist Daniel Pearl and idiot comedian Tim Allen? Eerie.





So The Amazing Race 6 ended this evening. Sadly my favourite team of Jon and Kris did not win, due to a lazy moment at the airline ticketing counter, and the annoying, ignorant near-racist team of Freddy and Kendra took home the million dollars. I take small consolation in knowing that that idiot Hayden finally had the hissy meltdown that had been building for weeks and was unable to finish the penultimate leg of the race. Why her fool boyfriend proposed to her I'll never know. What does all this mean, you ask? Simple: I have no life.

Economy Shmeconomy

This website is a ranking of the world's economies by GDP. It's a useful resource for keeping the world in perspective. The next time you hear a news report about the "faltering" US economy, for example, remember that the American economy (ranked top in the world at over $10 trillion) is bigger than the next four combined (Japan, Germany, UK and France). What's really interesting is that both Luxembourg and Norway have larger per capita GDPs than the USA!

Also interesting is that poor little Tuvalu, with a GDP worth a mere $14 million, is actually poorer than the Vatican!

Canada, meanwhile, has the world's 8th largest economy, but in terms of per capita GDP is barely richer than either Qatar or the Vatican.

What does all this mean? Who the fuck knows.

Monday, February 07, 2005

Iraqi Elections and the Asses of Dogs

"Let's not forget that for all the president's soaring
rhetoric about spreading freedom and democracy, free
elections were the administration's fallback position.
More Plan D than guiding principle. We were initially
going to install Ahmed Chalabi as our man in Baghdad,
remember? Then that shifted to the abruptly
foreshortened reign of 'Bremer of Arabia.' The White
House only consented to holding open elections after
Grand Ayatollah Sistani sent his followers into the
streets to demand them -- and even then Bush refused
to allow the elections until after our presidential
campaign was done, just in case more suicide bombers
than voters turned up at Iraqi polling places."
-Arianna Huffington
Iraqi elections. Big freakin' deal. Sure, it's great that Saddam is gone and it's great that Iraqis finally have a say (or at least so it seems) in who governs them. But at what price? If one more flipflopping talking head mutters, "maybe Bush was right," I'm going to slap someone hard. Let me break it down for you: if tomorrow US rangers start handing out bricks of gold and all the goats start shitting hummus and pissing vodka, none of it would be worth what this war has cost: 100,000 corpses. Nothing short of the dead rising from their graves can possibly make Bush "right." (Ironically, as a believer in the rapture, that's exactly what he expects to happen.)

This past week I was lucky to attend the 2nd regional meeting of the Canada-USA Clinical Epidemiology Network in Montebello, Quebec. I somehow managed to squeeze in regular gym workouts, swims, hikes, cross-country skiing, broomball and --best of all-- dogsledding! This is a photo of the the pooches' asses, taken on my trusty Treo 600:



Here's some interesting news. I was recently contacted by Thomson-Gale Publishing regarding one of my very old wrestling columns. It seems they want to republish the article in a textbook on "alternative views." The question that I, ever the mercenary, must ask myself: what do I charge them?

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

What's This Got to Do With the Price of Oil in China?

I am one of many who are guilty of promoting energy panic, the fear that the world's diminishing supply of renewable energy sources poses a threat, not only to continued economic growth, but to civilization itself. But some pause must be taken when supporting such extreme platforms.

Slate points out that only 40% of Western energy usage depends upon oil. The rest comes from gas, uranium and coal. Now, clearly there are environmental and health consequences to having such great dependence on such sources, but at least things like uranium have the potential to sustain civilization for centuries to come, assuming care can be taken to safely dispose of nuclear waste. Hydroelectric power also continues to grow as a source of societal energy. The role of oil, then, is mostly in keeping our cars running.

This is not a small thing, as the running of vehicles, primarily trucks and ships, is what makes our modern industrial economy possible. If North America's truck fleet were grounded for two days, cities would begin to starve. I suppose it's possible to gradually shift transportation demands to less convenient but more oil efficient methods, such as via train. But that would be costly over the short-term; one of the reasons we presently enjoy comparatively cheap prices for our goods is that the cost of transporting them from areas of cheap production has declined over the past few decades --though threaten to rise again with the rise in oil prices.

And why are oil prices rising? Because there is a limited supply of the stuff and an accelerating demand, due in large part to the voracious expanding economies of China and India.

But wait... Respected astronomer and geologist Thomas Gold (1920-2004) expounded a revolutionary theory for years: that oil and other so-called "fossil fuels" (which include natural gas and coal) are not made by dead organic matter, like vegetation and dinosaurs, but rather are continuously produced by the planet. If true, this means that there is no long-term oil shortage crisis, though it's possible that human demand may still outstrip the Earth's ability to produce the stuff.

Does this mean I will abandon my crusade to get the world to become less dependent on oil? Not at all. Until more evidence is obtained and a scientific concensus is achieved, we must proceed on the assumption that the old "fossil fuel" model holds; best to err on the side of conservatism in this case, much like erring on the side of preventing global warming. There is also the political dimension to consider, that there is leverage and advantage to be gained in diversifying one's energy portfolio.

But while we stay the conservation course, we should remain open to the possibility that current scientific belief is wrong. As Michael Crichton said, we must be led by the data.

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Elections in a US-occupied Country

Thanks to Mischa for drawing my attention to the following. From the New York Times archives:

U.S. Encouraged by Vietnam Vote:
Officials Cite 83% Turnout Despite Vietcong Terror

by Peter Grose, Special to the New York Times -- Sept. 4, 1967

WASHINGTON, Sept. 3-- United States officials were surprised and heartened today at the size of turnout in South Vietnam's presidential election despite a Vietcong terrorist campaign to disrupt the voting.

According to reports from Saigon, 83 per cent of the 5.85 million registered voters cast their ballots yesterday. Many of them risked reprisals threatened by the Vietcong.

The size of the popular vote and the inability of the Vietcong to destroy the election machinery were the two salient facts in a preliminary assessment of the nation election based on the incomplete returns reaching here.

A successful election has long been seen as the keystone in President Johnson's policy of encouraging the growth of constitutional processes in South Vietnam.

The purpose of the voting was to give legitimacy to the Saigon Government.